Anyway, here's the best of the worst year in Halloween costumes:
2. Deryk Wibley and gf ( I guess?)- Dressing up as your ex, then making your current gf dress up as the ex's current fiance... That would normally be kind of a dick move, but when your ex is the ridiculous Avril Lavigne and her current fiance is Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, this is acceptable. And hilarious.
4. Lauren Conrad as Mary Poppins- wholesome, adorable and surprisingly uncommon. She even managed to skank it up a very tiny bit. I approve.
Basically everyone else you have of in Hollywood was something boring, half-assed or unpleasantly confusing. There were a few exceptionally bad costumes. For example, Chris Brown and his posse were members of Taliban Funny, funny joke. You so clever and edgy? I CAN'T with that. Alessandra Ambrosio dressed up as a sexy soldier too closely resembling a Nazi I do not feel the need to post pictures of these instances. But even the queen of Halloween herself, Heidi Klum, had a not-awesome costume. She is usually so all-out at her Halloween parties that even when the costume idea isn't that cool, the costume itself is INCREDIBLY cool. Here is this year's misstep:
Why do you do this to me Heidi Klum? It looks... cheap. Egyptian goddess is such a great starting point! WTF is up with those wings? Did her children help her cut them? Either way, I am offended. She even had an extra few months after she cancelled her Halloween party to class it up, nope. No changes. She better make up for this with the best costume ever Halloween 2013! I want to forgive. Example of a model dressing up as Cleopatra done right:
Kinda cool right? Tsk tsk Heidi.
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